How
Now Brown Cow
was what
we said back in New Jersey
when it was cool to like Ike and skip school
though
truthfully brown Jersey cows
were outnumbered by black-and-white Holsteins
north
of Teaneck when whole milk said moo
to rickety slogans that skinny was chic.
Nah, the
Garden State never kowtowed
to low fat before Twiggy got famous
&
Secaucus's pig farms shut down so factory
outlets could oink where hogs used to stink.
Strip
malls built on landfill had not yet replaced
the acres of undrained salt flats
that sprouted
with cattails like wow.
In Woodcliff Lake where he lived up the street
Yogi
Berra joked, I wanna go to the bat room.
We didn't know if he meant Louisville Sluggers
or he
needed to go to the john, but we knew
he was speaking in tongues & we said, Holy cow.
--James
Reiss
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